The Latin You Wished You Knew

Tempus Freezit- the last five minutes of class are longer than the first fifty five minutes.

Fridian Extendium- Things always go slower on Friday.

Canius Mandilar Landium- Dropped food always lands in the dog's mouth.

Pyrus Emptium- The toilet roll is always at the very end.

Verbum Obliviscor- The word that always escapes you when you need it.

Garmus Sunda Absenta- The Church clothes you want to wear are never clean on Sundays.

Campus Awaymus Greenus- The grass is always greener on the other side.

Luma Roja Universum- Hitting every red light while driving.

Troublae con mater et pater sistrum causa- When you get into trouble for something your sibling did.

Forgitium Vidium Reternium- Forgetting to return a rented movie.

Computae Hitium et Bangium- The desire to damage your home computer.


Cheers!

Your Literary Junkophile.


Amendment 1: I hope you all realize that though based on real Latin, I did make most of this post up.

Amendment 2: I really do speak Latin, really.